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Post by timark_uk on Nov 8, 2008 0:54:20 GMT
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gavin
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Post by gavin on Nov 19, 2008 19:36:21 GMT
The only reason you're alive is that Chuck Norris doesn't want you dead!
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Post by Dr Miles on Nov 20, 2008 16:25:00 GMT
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever. Chuck Norris' Google Search Link
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keith
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Post by keith on Nov 20, 2008 21:17:32 GMT
Per-lease, no!
*bangs head on wall*
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Post by davidmn on Dec 15, 2008 22:03:54 GMT
there was no theory of evolution only a list of animals he allows to live!
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Post by davidmn on Jan 14, 2009 18:12:42 GMT
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck has 5 dollars he is richer than you.
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Jinja
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Post by Jinja on Jan 14, 2009 18:19:16 GMT
"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. "
lol
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Post by Alex on Feb 20, 2009 17:58:17 GMT
Ghosts are the result of Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Post by davidmn on Feb 26, 2009 21:55:18 GMT
Chuck Norris doesnt punch, punches chuck norris!
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Post by Alex on Mar 14, 2009 22:04:34 GMT
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mabsey
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Post by mabsey on Apr 27, 2009 14:04:19 GMT
There's also this Twitter account which will give you regular Chuck Norris "facts".
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